*insert very pissed off face here*

Things you can’t do in Wellington on a windy day:

  • Wear a skirt
  • Skate (one way)
  • Walk straight
  • Wear glasses
  • Look presentable
  • Chill
  • Wait outside
  • Spit
  • Spray paint

Things you can do in Wellington on a windy day:

  • Fly a kite
  • Skate (the other way)
  • Speed-dry your laundry outside
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